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    Default The Truck stop

    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat
    tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
    The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
    'This guy out there just ordered three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.....
    What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'
    'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tyres ..mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights..
    is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon !
    'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned
    up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
    The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?'

    'She replied, 'I thought while you were
    waiting for the flat tyres, headlights and
    running boards, you might as well gas up!

    FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!!!!!
    Cheers Fred



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    Now that's one I haven't heard before.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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