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Thread: Life in Iraq
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30th November 2009, 09:39 PM #1
Life in Iraq
A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.'
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.'Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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1st December 2009, 08:58 AM #2...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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1st December 2009, 10:41 AM #3
I like it...I like it a lot...
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4th December 2009, 12:45 AM #4
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as a Defence member, I give this joke - >
LOL
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4th December 2009, 05:07 PM #5
Hahahahaha yeah i have to agree with Doug.
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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