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    The scuba diver went down to 5 metres, looked around
    and saw a chap nearby - without scuba diving gear.

    He then went down to 10 metres, and lo and behold,
    here was the other chap near him again - without the gear.

    He went down to 20 metres and sure enough there was
    this other chap. So he pulled out his waterproof notepad
    and waterproof slimline pen and wrote, "What are you
    doing at this depth without scuba diving gear".

    The other bloke quickly grabbed the notepad and pen
    and wrote - "Drowning".

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Allan

    Slightly better than "sorting the ants".

    yes definitely better you are on the improve.
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    Fve out of ten I reckon.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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