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  1. #1
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    Default High School Reunion

    SWMBO and I were at my high school reunion. Looking around, I
    noticed the other men in their expensive suits ... and their bulging stomachs.

    Proud of the fact that I weighed just 3 kilos more than I did
    when I was in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out
    of a rocky hillside farm, I said to my wife, "I'm the only guy here
    who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated."

    She glanced at the well-dressed crowd, then back at me, and said,
    "You're the only one who HAS to."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    She's a keeper Rodger

    TT
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

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