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28th July 2010, 04:38 AM #1
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My Wife ...
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.
The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's great."
The second guy says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm a God."
"She thinks you're God?" asks the first guy. "What makes you say that?"
"Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me."
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28th July 2010, 09:47 AM #2
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My wife is a religious cook.
What ever is not a burnt offering, is a sacrifice.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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