Barry and the policeman

[munruben]

Barry staggered out of the pub and down the street and was stopped by a policeman.

He said, "Where do you think you're going in that state?"

Barry replied, "I'm going to a lecture."

Policeman said, "Yeah, right. Who gives a lecture at this time of night?"

"My wife," said Barry

[Bluegum]

As most wive's would I think.