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    Default Scottish logic

    At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet.
    Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
    Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone
    "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
    A voice from near the front pierces the silence;

    "Well, stop f#^@*ing doing it then."

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    Default Scottish logic

    Good one Eddie.
    Buzza.

    "All those who believe in psycho kinesis . . . raise my hand".

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    Be interesting to see if they get the same reaction when U2 play in Brisbane tonight.
    Dave,
    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.

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