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    Default Four Catholic Ladies

    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

    The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence and smiles.

    The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

    She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ernknot
    How did you find out about me??
    Blatant advertising is not permitted ernknot!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    Blatant advertising is not permitted ernknot!!!!!!!!!!
    Yes it is. I have had this discussion with the axe wielding mongrel before and apparently the board does allow it.
    Bob Willson
    The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.

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