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Thread: Patches
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19th December 2005, 11:28 AM #1
Patches
The Sgt Major of a scottish regiment based in Edinburgh marches into a chemist's shop and says to the bod behind the counter: "How much do you charge to repair a condom?"
The chemist doesn't blink an eyelid: "Tuppence."
The Sgt Major notes this down, then says: "And how much for a new one?"
"Sixpence."
The Sgt Major notes this down too, underlines it, stares at it for a moment, then walks out of the shop.
Two days later, he's back again, goes up to the counter, reaches into his sporran and pulls out a condom. "I've discussed it with the boys in the regiment, and they've decided to get it patched."
Richard