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Thread: A Wee Scottish Tale
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7th June 2011, 05:51 PM #1
A Wee Scottish Tale
A Wee Scottish Tale.
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.
A groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's Shi#e an pish!'
The golfer replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?'
The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!
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