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    Default Man Overboard Drill

    The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by
    "rescuing" a bright orange fluorescent dummy they named "Oscar."

    The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship,
    turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar.

    Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the
    lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop
    anchor and I'll swim to you."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by
    "rescuing" a bright orange fluorescent dummy they named "Oscar."

    The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship,
    turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar.

    Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the
    lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop
    anchor and I'll swim to you."
    So long as he doesn't drop the anchor on him
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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