Lions

[Elbow]

Allan from Wallan visited the zoo. He was standing in front of the lion enclosure listening to the keeper's talk on lion behaviour. "Did you know that a male lion can mate up to 15 times a night?"
"Bugger" said Allan. "What's the matter?" enquired the keeper.
Allan "I just joined Rotary"

Allan not from Wallan

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan from Wallan visited the zoo. He was standing in front of the lion enclosure listening to the keeper's talk on lion behaviour. "Did you know that a male lion can mate up to 15 times a night?"
"Bugger" said Allan. "What's the matter?" enquired the keeper.
Allan "I just joined Rotary"

Allan not from Wallan

Good to hear from you again Allan.
As a matter of interest I was in Rotary for
10 years (ex. President at Thomastown).

Allan at Wallan.

[Barry Hicks]

Regarding relative mateing frequences of Lions (and Rotarians) I can speak from experience, having been a Rotarian and currently a Lion and president of clubs in both organizations, that the figure quoted is an exaggeration.

I can state with certainty, that 10 is the absolute limit for members (male) of either organization.

[Allan at Wallan]

Regarding relative mateing frequences of Lions (and Rotarians) I can speak from experience, having been a Rotarian and currently a Lion and president of clubs in both organizations, that the figure quoted is an exaggeration.

I can state with certainty, that 10 is the absolute limit for members (male) of either organization.

Beats my record by nine.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.