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    · I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    · When chemists die, they barium.
    · Jokes about German sausage arethe wurst.
    · A soldier who survived mustardgas and pepper spray isnow a seasoned veteran.
    · I know a guy who's addicted tobrake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
    · How does Moses make histea? Hebrews it.
    · I stayed up all night to seewhere the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    · This girl said she recognized mefrom the vegetarian club,but I'd never met herbivore.
    · I'm reading a book aboutanti-gravity. I can't put it down.
    · I did a theatrical performanceabout puns. It was a play on words .
    · They told me I had type A blood,but it was a type-O.
    · This dyslexic man walks into abra .
    · I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me.
    · A cross-eyed teacher lost herjob because she couldn't control her pupils?
    · When you get a bladderinfection, urine trouble.
    · What does a clock do when it'shungry? It goes back four seconds..
    · I wondered why the ball wasgetting bigger. Then it hit me!
    · Broken pencils are pointless.
    · What do you call a dinosaur withan extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
    · England has no kidney bank, butit does have a Liverpool .
    · I used to be a banker, but thenI lost interest.
    · I dropped out of communism classbecause of lousy Marx.
    · All the toilets in London policestations have been stolen.
    Police say they havenothing to go on.
    · I took the job at a bakerybecause I kneaded dough.
    · Velcro - what a rip off!
    · Cartoonist found dead inhome. Details are sketchy.
    Cheers Fred



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    sorry guys i've tried to edit this 10 times but for some unknown reason the system will not let me.

    Bugga
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

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