Hypnotist

[Allan at Wallan]

A hypnotist's wife was very unresponsive in bed so
he tried a hypnotic suggestion on her. On hearing
the words "thank heaven" she would become seized
with an unquenchable sexual desire that could only
be stopped by a snap of the fingers.

This was such a success that the hypnotist began
to boast about it to his workmates. While he was
away from home one night his workmate went to
visit his wife. He whispered "thank heaven" to her
and they were soon together and having a great
time.

However he soon tired and snapped his fingers
... just as her husband drove into the driveway.

The hypnotist's wife ceased her activities at
once and the poor bloke, too weak to move,
fell back on the couch and gasped, "thank heaven".

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[munruben]

Like the woman who was a bit hard of hearing and her husband would ask her at night in bed "Are you going to sleep, or what?" and she would reply,"WHAT?"