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Thread: A Simple Explanation of Baseball
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3rd June 2008, 11:40 AM #1
A Simple Explanation of Baseball
This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one
that's in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in
before they get out. If they get out before they get in, they come
in, but it doesn't count. If they get in before they get out it does count.
When the ones out get three outs from the ones in before they get in
without being out, the team that's out comes in and the team in goes
out to get those going in out before they get in without being out.
When both teams have been in and out nine times the game is over. The
team with the most in without being out before coming in wins unless
the ones in are equal. In which case, the last ones in go out to get
the ones in out before they get in without being out.
The game will end when each team has the same number of ins out but
one team has more in without being out before coming inAndrogens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd June 2008, 11:57 AM #2
Laugh all you want, but al least they play until there is a winner.
Unlike that other game which Robin Williams refers to as "baseball on valium"
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3rd June 2008, 01:46 PM #3
What - AFL !!!
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3rd June 2008, 01:52 PM #4
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3rd June 2008, 01:55 PM #5
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There is another old one, but much more complicated,
describing the game of cricket.
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3rd June 2008, 02:06 PM #6
Come on Barry don't keep us in suspenders
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3rd June 2008, 03:25 PM #7
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"You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when
he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's
out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in
and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get
those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in
and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who
are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes
in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two
men called umpires who stay all out the time and they
decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides
have been in and all the men have been given out, and
both sides have been out twice after all the men have
been in, including those who are not out, that is the
end of the game!"
PeterThe other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".
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3rd June 2008, 06:04 PM #8
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Thank you Peter. You saved me having to explain
that I had read it so long ago that I'd forgotten
where.
I suspect the baseball version came after that one.
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3rd June 2008, 06:12 PM #9
Thanks to both so long since I heard it also
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