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24th November 2006, 07:05 AM #1
12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey
1. Salmonella won't be a concern.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will
be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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24th November 2006, 07:37 AM #2
First Halloween, now Thanksgiving? Are we becoming an American site?
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24th November 2006, 04:55 PM #3rrich Guest
When is 'Thanksgiving Day' in Oz? (Just wondering???)
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24th November 2006, 06:48 PM #4