Results 1 to 11 of 11
Thread: A train story
-
19th July 2007, 05:29 PM #1
Deceased
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
- Location
- Avoca Victoria
- Age
- 81
- Posts
- 7,790
A train story
In another year or so I probably won't think this is funny, but at the moment I read this and giggle!
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl who was well proportioned up top.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi
has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope
me
in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his
cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in
the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack the Kiwi again.
-
19th July 2007, 05:39 PM #2
Awaiting Email Confirmation
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- Goulburn NSW
- Age
- 89
- Posts
- 7
It suits my sense of humor
les
-
19th July 2007, 08:48 PM #3
Wood Wrecker
- Join Date
- Jan 2004
- Location
- Over there a bit
- Age
- 17
- Posts
- 503
Almost like I heard it before
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ad.php?t=52258
Boring signature time again!
-
19th July 2007, 09:29 PM #4
Deceased
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
- Location
- Avoca Victoria
- Age
- 81
- Posts
- 7,790
Sorry Outback!
I rarely read the jokes bit.....but a mate sent this to me a few days ago and I've been cacking myself ever since. So I just had to post it.
I'll check in future.
Funny though!
-
20th July 2007, 11:46 AM #5
Super Moderator
Dodgy brother
- Join Date
- May 2004
- Location
- Pakenham, outer Melb SE suburb, Vic
- Age
- 55
- Posts
- 549
Still a good 'un, Noel
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
-
20th July 2007, 08:46 PM #6
Wood Wrecker
- Join Date
- Jan 2004
- Location
- Over there a bit
- Age
- 17
- Posts
- 503
All forgiven
Boring signature time again!
-
31st July 2007, 02:26 PM #7
Cynic + Faeces Agitator
- Join Date
- Jan 2003
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
- Age
- 54
- Posts
- 243
You're right outback, it does sound familiar
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...hlight=chunnelGreat minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people
-
31st July 2007, 02:47 PM #8
Lumberlubber
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Location
- Sydney
- Age
- 65
- Posts
- 1,248
Any advances on June 2004...
-
31st July 2007, 02:54 PM #9
GOLD MEMBER
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- Sydney
- Age
- 54
- Posts
- 891
I don't get it.
Was that DaveInOz who just popped in?
Your still alive mate?
Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com
-
31st July 2007, 02:56 PM #10
Quick and Rough
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Location
- Leithfield, New Zealand
- Posts
- 0
You guys. We're a minority - you better not go slapping us in tunnels. Good joke though. Excellent.
1st in Woodwork (1961)
-
31st July 2007, 04:43 PM #11
Cynic + Faeces Agitator
- Join Date
- Jan 2003
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
- Age
- 54
- Posts
- 243
Sneaky bugger ain't I
Originally Posted by Wongo
I don't get it.
Was that DaveInOz who just popped in? Your still alive mate?
Been flat out at work for ages so I don't often get time to pop in let alone post. Good to see heaps of old avatars (faces)Great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people
Reply With Quote
Similar Threads
-
A lovely story
By Daddles in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATIONReplies: 3Last Post: 30th March 2007, 01:26 AM
Bookmarks