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  1. #1
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    Oct 2004
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    Newfoundland, Canada
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    93
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    Default Sound familiar???

    Pastor's New Teeth

    The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures
    were being made.

    The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
    The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
    But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

    When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:
    The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
    The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.
    The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...

    And I couldn't shut up.'
    ~~~I can not change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to

    always reach my destination~~~

  2. #2
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    Mar 2007
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    Has to be a true story!

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