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Thread: Retirement home.
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20th July 2008, 11:42 AM #1
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Retirement home.
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can come to my room and spend the night with me after supper" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a moment and says, "Close enough."
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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20th July 2008, 11:55 AM #2
Retiring type.
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Allan
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20th July 2008, 09:39 PM #3
Sum ergo cogito (Cogito)
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