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Thread: How was I born?
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30th October 2007, 04:43 AM #1
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How was I born?
Sign of the times?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You got Male!'
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30th October 2007, 09:16 AM #2
and as we see little pop ups can have greater consequences they bring with them all sorts of problems.
Unknown bills and much much more
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7th November 2007, 10:26 PM #3
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7th November 2007, 10:47 PM #4
You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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no viruses, only lots of spyware ( following you around all the time spying on you )
S T I R L O
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8th November 2007, 09:49 AM #5
yeh right no viruses measles, whooping cough, chicken pox, German measels, girl germ, boy germs achnie, puberty, teething troubles, then there's all those childhood accidents.
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