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Thread: How was I born?

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    Default How was I born?

    Sign of the times?

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:







    'You got Male!'


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    and as we see little pop ups can have greater consequences they bring with them all sorts of problems.

    Unknown bills and much much more

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    At least there was no virus!
    Cheers

    Alan M

    My Daughter's food blog www.spicyicecream.com.au

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    no viruses, only lots of spyware ( following you around all the time spying on you )
    S T I R L O

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    yeh right no viruses measles, whooping cough, chicken pox, German measels, girl germ, boy germs achnie, puberty, teething troubles, then there's all those childhood accidents.

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