Hew to spuk nuw zulander

[wheelinround]

well i just dont get the funny side of this but i suppose you "awstrarliens" will!



HEW TO SPUK NUW ZULANDER

(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)

· Milburn …………….. Capital of Victoria
· Peck ......................... to fill a suitcase
· Pisssed aside ….…. chemical which kills insects
· Pigs ……………….… for hanging out washing with
· Pug ………………….. large pink animal with curly tail
· Nin Tin dough …….. computer game
· Munner stroney …… soup
· Min ………………...… male of the species
· Mess kara ………..… eye makeup
· McKennock ………… person who fixes cars
· Mere …………………. Mayor
· Leather ……………… foam produced from soap
· Lift …………………… departed
· Kiri Pecker …………. famous Australian businessman
· Kittle crusps ……….. potato crisps
· Ken's ……………..… Cairns
· Jungle bells ……..… Christmas carol
· Inner me ……….…... enemy
· Guess …………….... vapour
· Fush ………………… marine creatures
· Fitter cheney ………. type of pasta
· Ever cardeau …….… avocado
· Fear hear …………… blonde
· Ear …………………… mix of nitrogen and oxygen
· Ear roebucks ………. exercise at the gym
· Duffy cult ……………… not easy
· Amejen ………………… visualise
· Chuck ………………….. very young poultry
· Bug hut ………………… popular recording
· Bun button ……………. been bitten by insect
· Beard …………………... a place to sleep
· Suck Peck ………….…. half a dozen beers
· Ear New Zulland ….….. an extinct airline
· Beers ………………….. large savage animals found in US forests
· Veerjun ………………… mythical New Zealand maiden
· One Doze ……………… well known computer program
· Brudge ………………… structure spanning a stream
· Sex …………………….. one less than sivven
· Tin ………………...…… one more than nine
· Iggs Ecktly …………… precisely
· Cuds ………………...… children
· Pits ………………...….. domestic animals
· Cuttin ……………..…... baby cat
· Earplane ……………… large flying machine
· Sivven Sucks Sivven ……. Large Boeing aircraft
· Sivven Four Sivven …….... Larger Boeing aircraft
· Beggage Chuckken …… place to leave your suitcase at the earport

[Gingermick]

No, it's not (ROFLMAO) funny at all

[Bluegum]

FUNNY ES Wheelin,et lest I ken spek the language next time I am in Bondi.

[Ozkaban]

Very nice!

How about:
Ekka Dymocks...








...University Staff

Cheers,
Dave