Another bad pun

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Jean Claude was in despair. He was about to be turfed out of his house, he was behind in the payments to the bank, and he was going to lose his business.

In desperation, he wandered into a church, knelt down and started praying with an intensity rarely seen. A passing priest observed his pain, and asked if he could help.

"Father, I need ze 'elp help," replied Jean Claude. "I breed rabbits and sell them to restaurants. Without a home, without anywhere to house them, what will I do?"

The priest, highly moved by Jean Claude's plight, offered him the use of a bit of land at the back of the Church, which offer Jean Claude gratefully accepted.

Business boomed. It must have been the Lord's oversight benefitting Jean Claude's business, because his rabbits were juicier and tastier than ever. One of his restaurant clients was curious and wanted to inspect Jean Claude's business premises.

"So, hoh hoh hoh, Jean Claude, I come to visit you, yes?"

"No problem," replied Jean Claude. "I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."

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[Outbackrr]

Reminded me of this one...

Quasimodo returns home after a hard days bell ringing to find Esmerelda standing in the kitchen holding a wok.
"Fantastic" he says, "Stir fry tonight love?" "Oh no" she says, "I'm ironing your shirt"