Cricket

[fenderbelly]

Q What's the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q: What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.

Q: What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q: What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the Poms?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q: What's the difference between the Poms and a funeral director?
A: A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

[Allan at Wallan]

I received he same message via eMail Fred ... I liked it.

Our club, Northern Woodturners, has recently become a
"sister" club to Norwich Woodturners in England and I
considered sending them a copy.

However it may be a bit too sensitive and damage our
relations.

Thanks for submitting it.

Allan

[FenceFurniture]

However it may be a bit too sensitive and damage our
relations.

BAH! I just sent the questions (only) to brit*al in Dorset. If we can't gloat (deeply, and with utmost satisfaction) now, then when can we???

Cracker Fred!

[Chesand]

Some of the quiz is in this morning's Herald-Sun for all and sundry to see now.

[fenderbelly]

I received he same message via eMail Fred ... I liked it.

Our club, Northern Woodturners, has recently become a
"sister" club to Norwich Woodturners in England and I
considered sending them a copy.

However it may be a bit too sensitive and damage our
relations.

Thanks for submitting it.

Allan

Allan you have to send it, as FF says nothing wrong with a bit of gloating. Keeps them on their toes.

[Tonyz]

Joke is on the other foot.
Wasn't that long ago the Poms had the same joke flyinh around northern hemisphere except delete Pom inset Aussie.
what comes around comes around.