Who duunit?

[outback]

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady,and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark,and
she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.

[echnidna]

[rrich]

A good one... But where was the Yank? Nevermind! The Yank was driving a car. We all know Yanks don't ride on trains.

[munruben]

I like that, no ofence to our Kiwi friends.

[Tonyz]

Typical ozzie ..... rather slap a guy than grope a female. Glad Iam a Kiwi (by birth anyway)