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13th January 2024, 01:08 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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Sick Husband
A farmer is not feeling well, so his wife takes him to the doctor’s office… After the doctor examines him, the doctor calls the farmer’s wife in to talk to her alone.
She asks, “Is my husband going to be okay Doctor?”
The doctor replies, “Well, he will be, if you do everything I say… ” “You have to prepare all of his meals for him every day.”
“All food must be organic and gluten-free… ”
“He cannot have flour or sugar.” “His stress level can’t go high so it will be good if you agree with him… ” “No strenuous activities so maybe you should take on the yard work, snow clearing and feeding of the animals.”
“Do this for a year and he will live.”
Later, when they reached the farm, the farmer asks his wife what the doctor said to her.
She replies, “Well honey… ” “He said you were going to die.”To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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