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    Exclamation Frog warning

    With the march of the cane toad over an ever increasing are of Australia
    It has become apparent, to me at least, that all of us should learn to identify
    this pest and eliminate it if possible.

    However, let's make sure we know with what we are dealing. SWMBO, a frog
    enthusiast, came in the other night and announced that there was a huge cane
    toad on the front steps. Sir Gallahad here goes to do battle, has the waddy raised
    ready to strike when he determines that the profile is not that of a cane toad, but
    a frog!! A large green frog no less!!

    I try to make a point of carrying a torch outside at night for the very purpose of
    identifying frogs and cane toads. Don't want to smite the worthy!!!

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    That was a close call - you nearly croaked him!

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    I hope he hopped off and told his mates
    Pete
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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    Can I hop in and say "lucky frog"

    Alan...

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    ...lucky frog, he was nearly knee deep in it


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    Cane toads don't wear berets.
    Semtex fixes all

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    Had a run in with a BIG cane toad sitting at the garage door last night. It somehow ran into a Dettol shower on the way through and was definitely the last guy on this page. I can't see why he thought the garage door was a threat though.

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