Little Johnny Strikes Again

[Baz]

>>A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the
>>word
>>"fascinate" in a sentence.
>>
>>Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
>>farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
>>
>>The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
>>'fascinate', not 'fascinating'."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
>>and I was fascinated."
>>
>>The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you
>>to use the word 'fascinate'."
>>
>>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated,
>>because she had
>>been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there
>>was no
>>way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
>>
>>Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
>>boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
>>
>>The teacher sat down and cried.

[Doughboy]

Johnny is such a good boy isn't he!!!!

I remember one that used the word urinate, was a goodun too!

Pete

[echnidna]

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