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    Default The grass

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
    Turning to the other poor man he stated,"You come with us, also."
    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
    Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
    "Thank you for taking all of us with you.
    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it."You'll really love my place."The grass is almost a foot high"

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    Dear Grover,



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    Did not see that one coming.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Good one!

    Allan
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    Yeah good one! i didn't see it coming either
    My local newspaper ran an article recently
    about an imminent lawyer shortage, only they
    made it sound like a bad thing

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    Default The grass

    Reminds me of the joke about the lawyer and the sp!!m

    See Open Slather

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