Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Location
    Adelaide Hills
    Age
    59
    Posts
    7

    Default Not so smart weight loss advice.......

    SWMBO had been struggling for some time with her "War on Calories". Needless to say, a sensitive subject for her and being extremely self-conscious, it came to the point where it affected every minute of her being.

    That slowly took its toll on me too, so I suggested she start with some simple exercise.

    "Why don't you walk 3km in the morning, then walk 3km in the evening, every day for 2 weeks" I asked.

    "OK" she agreed. "How much weight do you think I will lose" she added.

    I replied "I don't know, but by my calculations you should be about 84km away..........."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    80
    Posts
    36

    Default

    AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED!!!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Location
    Adelaide Hills
    Age
    59
    Posts
    7

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by nrb View Post
    AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED!!!
    2 Hits..............she hit me............I hit the floor......fight over.....

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by beer4all View Post
    2 Hits..............she hit me............I hit the floor......fight over.....
    Poor old beer4all is now on life support in Intensive Care..........
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

Similar Threads

  1. Munruben/John's Weight loss program
    By wheelinround in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 20th July 2009, 01:38 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •