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[Allan at Wallan]

Barry was visiting John when they decided to
go for a round of golf. Just before hitting off
Barry asked, "Are you any good at finding golf balls?"

John replied, "Yes".

"Good", said Barry, find me one so I can start
playing".

Allan

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You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

[joe greiner]

A duffer kept knocking brand new golf balls into the water hazard. A member of the foursome asked, "Why are you using brand new golf balls? Why don't you use old balls?"

The duffer replied, "I don't have any old balls."

(Keep it clean, lads.)
Joe