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    Default Beware doctors!

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

    (C) Accidental deaths per physician is therefore 0.171.

    (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.)

    Now think about this:

    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million!)

    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.

    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is therefore .000188.

    (Statistics courtesy of FBI)

    So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners!

    Remember, 'Guns don't kill people; doctors do.'

    Fact: not everyone has a gun (well perhaps with the exception of Septics), but almost everyone has at least one doctor.

    Please alert your friends and family to this alarming threat. We must act to ban doctors before this potential genocide wipes us out!







































































    (In case anyone takes this seriously - most likely a gun-toting Septic!)
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    You are naughty wouldy. They don't like being called septics. They don't know what it means.
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    Please remember:
    It is honourable to VET something!
    It is dishonourable, and frequently illegal to DOCTOR somethiong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    You are naughty wouldy. They don't like being called septics.
    And I like being called a Paddy! Actually it's one of the least offensive names I've been called.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    You are naughty wouldy. They don't like being called septics. They don't know what it means.
    No, he's not. Yes, they do. Yes, they do.

    IIRC, Brisbane was once ridiculed for being too showy, with the nickname Brisvegas (from Las Vegas NV USA). Now Brisvegans wear the badge proudly.

    Hey! I just noticed "septic" rhymes with "metric." Now, what can we make of that

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    Sceptic?????? Isn't that the concrete tank in your backyard that takes the dunny waste????????
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by popawisky View Post
    Sceptic?????? Isn't that the concrete tank in your backyard that takes the dunny waste????????
    Don't tell me there is someone on this earth who doesn't know the other meaning of "septic"? In a slang sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by popawisky View Post
    Sceptic?????? Isn't that the concrete tank in your backyard that takes the dunny waste????????
    Septic tank = Yank. So yes.
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