Filling in Time

[Ashore]

When you are stuck in a large shopping center waiting for the wife etc to finish shopping Here are some ideas to fill in time

Go to Kmart Target etc and

Take packets of condoms and put them in peoples carts when they arn't looking then watch them at the checkout.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals
Make a trail of tomato sauce to the toilet
Walk up to an employee and in an official tone tell her " Code 3 in home-wear" Then watch what happens
Go to the service desk and lay-buy a packet of M&M's
Move the Wet Floor Signs to any carpet areas
Set up a tent in the camping area
Stand under the security camera look right into it and pick your nose
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse yell "Pick Me!" "Pick Me!"
Whenever an announcement comes over the loud speakers fall to the floor and yell "No No its the voices again"
Go to the change room wait a few minutes then yell " Some help here please theres no toilet paper in this one"
Change the channels on the display TV's
Tie all the shoe laces in the shoe department in double knots
Test rid a push bike
By this time your wifes finished shopping or you have to leave anyway

[fred.n]

I like where your comming from Ashore
I set the mouse traps in the supermarkets......
and move them to the front.....
but haven't heard one go off yet :eek:

[echnidna]

some of them things might win ya a free trip to the funny farm