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    Default Divorce

    My next door neighbour said to his
    wife, "Darling, it is your 60th birthday
    tomorrow. What would you like as a gift?".

    She answered, "I would like a divorce".

    He answered, "Sorry, I wasn't planning
    to spend that much".

    Allan

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    very good
    Cheers Fred



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    Love is grand!


    Divorce is a hundred grand!

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