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Thread: Qantas does it best
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23rd August 2005, 11:08 PM #1
Qantas does it best
Return airfare to Sydney - $700
backpack with loose buckles and straps -$45
low-cut jeans - $90
lacy thong - $40
Expression on face when hoisting heavy backpack up, catching thong and administering to self a king wedgie in front of fellow passengers - PRICELESS!
I don't know who she was, but from the 60 or so men directly behind her who immediately winced, then fell over in hysterics - thank you!
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23rd August 2005, 11:19 PM #2
Piccies Groggy, we want piccies....
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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23rd August 2005, 11:21 PM #3
He couldnt take any he was too busy rolling around on the floor laughing her ass off
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24th August 2005, 07:51 AM #4
"administering to self a king wedgie"
Strewth, I thought you were talking about your own misdemeanor until I read the last lineRay
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24th August 2005, 08:55 AM #5Originally Posted by Groggy
This is Australia, it is called a G-String or G-Banger
Jack"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."
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24th August 2005, 10:54 AM #6Originally Posted by Jack E
Richard
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24th August 2005, 11:05 AM #7Originally Posted by Daddles"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."
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24th August 2005, 12:13 PM #8Originally Posted by Jack E
I like the term "Bum Floss" myself.
DanIs there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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24th August 2005, 05:53 PM #9
I'm with Dan..... and CLIFF!!!!
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25th August 2005, 02:57 AM #10
Thongs???????
talking of thongs reminds me.
Why do Aussies were thongs?
Because we don't have enough brains to tie shoelaces!
Exit stage right rapidly.I tried to be normal once.
Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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25th August 2005, 11:02 AM #11Originally Posted by popawisky
Richard
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