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  1. 1st January 2012, 07:08 PM #1
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    Default Be ready to duck when you tell this one

    What is the difference between a woman and a robot?


    The more oiled a robot is the quieter it is.

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    My wife's first response was "it'll do whatever you want". Smart woman my wife.
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    So, you were at a club where my late mother was present. I'd like to apoligise.
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