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  1. #1
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    Talking well out buying dog food for buddy the pug

    At a Super market, buying a bag of Purina dog food for Buddy,

    while in the
    check-out line a woman behind me
    asked if I had a dog. Why else would I
    be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???


    So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,

    I was starting the Purina Diet
    again, and that I probably shouldn't
    because I ended up in the hospital last
    time, but that I'd lost 15 kg before
    I awakened in intensive care with tubes
    coming out of most of my orifices and
    IVs in both arms. I told her that it was
    essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do
    is load your pockets with Purina
    Nuggets and simply eat one or two
    every time you feel hungry. The food is
    nutritionally complete so it works well
    and I was going to try it again.


    (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked if I
    ended up in intensive care because the
    dog food poisoned me.


    I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's
    butt and a car hit me.


    ( I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
    attack he was laughing so hard.)


    Better
    watch what you ask me and be
    prepared for my answer. I have all the
    time in the world to think of crazy
    things to say.
    DANGER!!!!
    I'm Dyslexic Spelling may offend!!!!!

  2. #2
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    I did not know you had a dog.

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