Another Bar Joke

[joe greiner]

A guy walks into a bar. He's carrying a large dog dropping in his hand.

He announces, "HEY, EVERYBODY! LOOK WHAT I ALMOST STEPPED IN!"


Joe

[m2c1Iw]

Not sure if I should laugh or cry Joe, he says shaking his head sadly.

Hope you didn't pay money for that joke book

Mike

[tea lady]

So uuuuuuuuuuuuuum........where's the joke?

[joe greiner]

Not sure if I should laugh or cry Joe, he says shaking his head sadly.

Hope you didn't pay money for that joke book

Mike

Nope. It was on the tube last night. Reminded me of an old Cheech & Chong routine. Something like:
"Hey! Look at that! It looks like dog ****."
"Wow! It feels like dog **** too."
"It even smells like dog ****."
"It's a good thing we didn't step in it."

Joe

[m2c1Iw]

Nope. It was on the tube last night. Reminded me of an old Cheech & Chong routine. Something like:
"Hey! Look at that! It looks like dog ****."
"Wow! It feels like dog **** too."
"It even smells like dog ****."
"It's a good thing we didn't step in it."

Joe

Now thats better, even get the mental image and accents.

[rrich]

I had not seen the Cheech & Chong routine.

My father (gone almost 15 years now) was a New York City fireman. At one particular fire house the firemen had a Dalmatian dog. According to my father, this dog was not exactly the smartest cookie and would eat almost anything. Directly behind the fire house was a business that was having some renovation work done and because the fence was down the Dalmatian had free run of both the firehouse and business.

The fire department officers assigned to this firehouse, a Captain and Lieutenant, discovered a white substance, similar in consistency to cake frosting on the floor of the garage where the fire engines were parked. They were feeling this substance wondering aloud what it was. My father, a rookie in the fire department at the time, was walking by and exclaimed, "It looks like dog **** to me."

It seems that the Dalmatian had been eating some plaster from the renovation project behind the fire house.