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Thread: Never Lie To A Woman
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27th April 2012, 12:00 AM #1
Never Lie To A Woman
A man called home to his wife and said, "HoneyI have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"
You'll love the answer...
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."Just do it!
Kind regards Rod
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27th April 2012, 03:30 AM #2
...love it...love it...love it... SPRUNG
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