Buuuurp!

[Christopha]

See there was these two foreign scientist types out in Orstraillia to do some crocodile studying like scientist sometimes do. One was an eminent Russian scientist and the other was just as eminent but he was a Czechoslovakian scientist .They's up in FNQ ...( F...ng nth qld) and they tells the local park ranger ,whilst gettin their park permits that they will call in on the radio every morn at a 9 o'clock sked. Anyways they skeds in the first two morns no worries...then no more skeds. Strait away the old park ranger gets a bit twitchy and he and his mate heads on out to see what's up. They finds the camp sight, bit of a mess, no scientists and two old fat crocodiles, one female and one male, laying back in the sun asleep and lookin pretty contented. Quick as a flash the park rangers put 2 and 2 together and next thing shoot the crocodiles. They cut open the old female croc and wouldn't you know it ..there inside is the Russian scientist. The ranger turns to his mate and in his slow FNQ drawl says to his mate "You know what this means. the Czech is in the male""

[echnidna]

go build a boat Chris.

the floods are a coming

[Daddles]

Chris, about this red wine habit you've developed ...

That's f'ing awful

Richard

[rrich]

Not awful, just silly.

[Termite]

Good one Chris, love this type of humour. The louder the groan the better the joke.

[mattylinn688]

deary deary me hahahahaha sensational mate