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    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.



    The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor

    of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.



    But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your

    first request?"



    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."



    The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who

    whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that

    evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As

    the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent and

    spends the

    night.



    The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have very

    fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is

    your second request?"



    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.



    Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As

    before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the

    horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again

    returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the

    blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The

    following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a

    man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your

    last request?"



    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."



    The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone

    Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both

    ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you

    d#@khead, for the last time............ BRING POSSE!!!!




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