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    Default What sort of tree is that

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one.

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, ' Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
    Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
    Cheers Fred



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    good one FB 10 out a 10

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