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  1. #1
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    Default What've I missed?

    I'm just back from 12 days holidays and I reckon that there must be at least a couple of hundred new threads since the last time I was on.

    I don't have the time to read them all so what have I missed?

    I'm thinking dummy spits, flame wars, funny posts, that sort of thing

    Oh and any interesting woodwork threads of course too.

    Any help gratefully accepted.

    Craig

    (For sure somebody will say "do a search" )


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    Nah, we're all behaving ourselves while 's away.

    No tennis, either....
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    I'm thinking dummy spits, flame wars,
    As hard as we've tried, we haven't been able to coax a dummy from anybody. We are close with one but the dummy is still in the cot at the moment.

    You haven't missed a thing.
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

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    Your birthday.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    F.a.
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    I've just got back from three days away (working at 1770 again ) and have 13 pages and 184 threads of activity! :eek:

    There was a time not so long ago, when that was a month!

    I suspect that after two weeks the tally would be similar, so I'm taking everyone's advice and not bothering! (I'm going away for the weekend to recover from my arduous week.) Funny thing about that is that we are staying less than 20k's from home.

    Maybe we should start a thread about the closest holiday spot to our homes??

    Cheers,

    P

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    My bosses reckon my life is a holiday.

    Don't know about that, but how about a party in your pants?:

    http://www.crankyeditor.com/Portfoli...ur%20Pants.htm

    It's like a mate of mine who would hand out his business card with his mobile number to girls and, shoving his phone down his pants, say "call me any time".
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    eeewwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Glad i never ran across him in my clubbing days :eek:

    Cheers
    RufflyRustic

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    Funny thing, they never seemed to call...

    While we're on the subject, I once met a girl at a party who gave me her phone number on the back of an ATM slip. She had $6,500 in the bank. Do you think I called her the next day?
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    While we're on the subject, I once met a girl at a party who gave me her phone number on the back of an ATM slip. She had $6,500 in the bank. Do you think I called her the next day?
    I'm sure you didn't Silent. As a founding SNAG you were solely interested in her personality, mind and whit, completely indifferent to appearance, breast size, hair colour, legs, buttocks and material wealth.

    As am I.
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    "Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams

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    You're right. I waited three days (didn't want to seem too keen). Got to spend a lot of it too, personality, mind and wit not withstanding.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
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    What, the Pommy Football was on?????
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    It's like a mate of mine who would hand out his business card with his mobile number to girls and, shoving his phone down his pants, say "call me any time".
    Mate! I'll bet that was a hugely successful chat-up line! What was your mate's name, Pepe Le Pew?
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    It's like a mate of mine who would hand out his business card with his mobile number to girls and, shoving his phone down his pants, say "call me any time".
    So I'm assuming he had his phone set to vibrate then ? :eek:

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