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    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
    "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or
    If I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if
    I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had
    Asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish
    Sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask
    Me if I'm Irish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Bunnings."
    Johnno

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    in the barbie section?
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