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  1. #1
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    Aug 2000
    Location
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    190

    Cool The Great Aussie Love Poem

    OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING
    YOUR A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD
    AND WHEN I SAY UR GORGEOUS
    I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD

    SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE
    I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB
    IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY
    THERES SOMETHIN THERE TO GRAB

    SO YOUR BELLY ISNT FLAT NO MORE
    I TELL YA, I DONT CARE
    SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA
    I CAN GET MY ARMS AROUND THERE

    NO SHEILA WHO IS YOUR AGE
    HAS NICE ROUND PERKY BREASTS
    THEY JUST GAVE INTO GRAVITY
    BUT I KNOW YA DID YA BEST

    IM TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW
    I NEVER TELL YA LIES
    I THINK ITS VERY SEXY
    THAT YOUV GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS

    I SWEAR ON ME NANNAS GRAVE
    NOW THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
    I THOUGHT U WAS AS GOOD
    AS I WAS EVER GONNA GET

    NO MATTER WOT U LOOK LIKE
    ILL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR
    NOW SHUT UP WHILE THE FOOTYS
    ON AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
    Brett

    Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
    Age
    74
    Posts
    2,238

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    Just like the marriage vow 'For better or worse', She couldn't do any better and he couldn't do any worse.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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