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    # that the water cooler cup container won't release the cups and when it does you get a handful?

    # that dog owners will let their dog crsp on your nature strip and object when you suggest they pick it up?

    # that toothless long haired yobbos all drive cars with 4 different coloured doors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by artme View Post
    # that the water cooler cup container won't release the cups and when it does you get a handful?

    # that dog owners will let their dog crsp on your nature strip and object when you suggest they pick it up?

    # that toothless long haired yobbos all drive cars with 4 different coloured doors?
    #Be greatfull you have a water cooler.
    #Dont suggest, insist.
    #I'm a toothless long haired yobbo and my car doors are the same colour.

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    It's all known as "Jackie"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    The past, present and future walk into a bar, "This will be tense" says the barman.
    "We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer

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    You need four different colours on the car to match the different colour patches on your jeans, silly.

    And they don't need to be sewn on. Quik Grip works fine.
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    #I'm a toothless long haired yobbo and my car doors are the same colour.
    Rust doesn't count as a colour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cava View Post
    Rust doesn't count as a colour.
    Does so too! 'Round here we call it natural brown. Very popular indeed

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