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Thread: Nurse Nancy
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18th November 2004, 02:25 PM #1
Nurse Nancy
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything
backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of
morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he
alomost died!''
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, earlier this week I told
her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24
enemas in one hour!''
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the
hallway.
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths
boil!'''Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.