Australia Decides

[Grunt]

We're opening the polls early this time to allow for all you iternerant bums to vote. The poll will close on Saturday. Make your vote count.

[DanP]

I feel a dictatorship coming on. :eek:


I vote Crabtree leader of the revolution.

[vsquizz]

I abstained, I've just got this inkling that this poll might not be strictly legitimate. I'm not saying that its rigged mind you no no....would never think of such a thing on this forum.....all fine upstanding individuals.

Cheers

[journeyman Mick]

Actually, I've always thought that a benevolent dictatorship would be the most workable system of government (as far as being able to get things done). Thge trouble is, of course, having the right benevolent dictator. Although I am a very busy man (see the current "gunna" thread) I'd be more than happy to volunteer my services.

Mick

[Grunt]

The Admin & Mods of this board

Oh dear, we're going to be governed by a committee.

[vsquizz]

Actually, I've always thought that a benevolent dictatorship would be the most workable system of government (as far as being able to get things done).
Mick

Mick, are you talking about Joe Bjelke??? I remember it was a dictatorship but it depended who you were in order for it to be benevolent.


Cheers

[Robert WA]

The problem with elections is that no matter who you vote for you still end up electing a politician.
I vote for a parliament without politicians.

[Ben from Vic.]

It all seems perfectly above board to me.

You Admin and Mods (or is that Illuminati?) of this board wouldn't happen to know who killed Kennedy would you????


Were's my foil hat?

Ben.

I vote Homer No1.

[Rowan]

Damn preferential system, cast my vote for Homer who turned out to be Johnny's dad (determied scientifically using IQ POINTS, they were the same) so the vote moved to him.
Unfortunately Adolf is about to control America (or maybe is currently already doing so) so Johnny passed the vote on to him.
As happens in all cartoons Adolf morphed into little bully boy Mark so he held my vote for a while!!!!!
Turned out Mark was a loonie tune so u guessed it Bugs got my vote.

BUT WAIT THERE"S MORE..................

and so with that advertising gimmick it turned out the whole election was an advertising campaign and the Tupperware party were in control of my vote...............

until...................

The corruption and greed finally took over the otherwise impecably moralled and totally honest Administrators and Moderators of this board and they rigged the results so my vote didnt count in the first place.

LONG LIVE OUR TRANSPERANT SYSTEM OF PREFERENTIAL VOTING :mad: :mad: :mad:

[goat]

it's rigged i want a recount

[Wood Borer]

Grunt,

Why can't we see who voted for who? How do we know if secret agents are working for one party aren't influencing the outcome?

Of course I don't see any glaring evidence to suggest anything is amiss.

[Grunt]

it's rigged i want a recount

Yeah, it is beyond imagination for that many people to vote for John Howard.

[Grunt]

Grunt,

Why can't we see who voted for who? How do we know if secret agents are working for one party aren't influencing the outcome?

Of course I don't see any glaring evidence to suggest anything is amiss.

It's a secret ballot. What you don't trust us?

[DanP]

I want to know who the suckholes are who actually voted for the Admin/Mods. At present there are 10000003 votes for them.

They started with 9999999. one of them put the big number in, then the other two voted for themselves (three if you count all the mods). Then that leaves ONE or TWO sucks who want a discount at the Melbourne WWW.

Don't worry Al. The votes mean nothing, we'll win it on a recount in Florida.

Dan

[Wood Borer]

Us?

I voted for the Tupperware Party as I have been nominated to be a minister in that wonderful party.