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    Default Another bad day

    Walking home from the local video store the other night I was suddenly attacked by a giant Beetle about 2 meters tall and must have weighed 150Kilos. It knocked me to the ground and jumped on me and kicked me until I was really sore, cut and bruised.
    I finally escaped from the giant Beetle but thought I had better call in at the local medical centre and see a doctor about my cuts and bruises.

    I told the lady at the reception desk what had happened to me and she said..











    "Yes, we know there is a nasty bug going around at the moment."
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    Orrrrrrh
    regards,

    Dengy

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    If cats live in a cattery, and Nuns live in a Nunnery, Where do bugs live?

    It looks like you have been buggered!!
    Androgens Order
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Heheheh!


    That's the best joke that I have seen for about three weeks. Thanks!

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    Groan @ John
    Cheers Fred



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