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24th August 2016, 09:57 AM #1
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Cooking Skills
Proud of my cooking skills, I smugly asked my 11-year-old-brother if
he could tell the difference between my cooking and my father's.
"Sure," he said, "When Dad cooks, we don't have to open the windows."
----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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24th August 2016, 10:48 PM #2
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Sort of reminds me of my first wife's cooking!
She used to do UFO's???
Unidentified Fried ObjectsTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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24th August 2016, 10:54 PM #3
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The Mrs asked me take out the rubbish yesterday so I told her "you cooked it, you take it out"...
Fortunately bruised heal pretty quickly.
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