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  1. #1
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    Default Another statistic joke / riddle !

    Now... just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.
    Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.
    You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.

    Start:





    How much is:
    15 + 6















    3 + 56















    89 + 2















    12 + 53















    75 + 26















    25 + 52















    63 + 32















    I know! Simple but its nearly over.

    Come on, one more...















    123 + 5















    QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOUR AND A TOOL


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    A bit more...















    You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
    If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind. 98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise. ( well if you're american anyway!)

    I'm quite worried, I thought of a brown hoe !

    JR
    We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours....
    but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

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    red drill.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackruss
    You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
    Only cause I'm surrounded by them.
    Retired member

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    cmon now felder, your just teasing us!!!!
    Zed

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    Orange Saw table............

    I need help
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    yep red hammer. same as last time. and if you had asked for a vegetable I'd have said carrot. weird, huh?
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Green Domino??

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    Yellow DeWalt SCMS.... but that is just me!!

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    Green plane. Guess this proves I'm not an American.
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    Brown chisel.

    Guess that proves it - we are all weird.
    "Clear, Ease Springs"
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    White nail. :eek:
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    You are weird, Scott. White is not a colour and a nail is not a tool!
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    OK Silent you nailed me. I thought red hammer (98% American) would go well with white nail (2% Chinese)
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    funny

    it says colour and tool, I went with red but thought of a mortise gauge.

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    Yellow screwdriver for some reason.
    - Wood Borer

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